Welcome to Money Mistakes Week at Bite Size Idea!
This week we will examine the three most important financial accounts everyone needs to own. We’ll talk about mistakes you may be making with your checking, savings and investment accounts. We’ll look at ways to squeeze the most money out of each and put you in the best financial position possible.
Today we are looking at checking accounts. There are TONS of sneaky and not-so-sneaky ways that banks try to stick it to you when it comes to checking accounts. Fees, courtesy charges, surcharges, or whatever fancy name the bank puts on them, they all boil down to ways the bank takes money from your account and puts it in theirs.
Here are some of the most common mistakes you may be making with your checking account:
1) No ATM Fee Refunds
Does your bank refund you fees when you use a competitor’s ATM? Did you even know that was possible? Most of the big guys won’t do it, they say:
Use our ATMs only. If you don’t, we cannot be responsible for the fees you incur. Take that sucka, thanks for banking with us!
No, that’s not a direct quote from a bank executive. Yes, I made it up. But come on people, I’m trying to make a point here! My bank, like most others, will refund my ATM fees up to $25 every month.
If your bank is not refunding you for ATM fees, do yourself a favor, dump them and use my tools to find a new one.
2) No Direct Deposit
Are you one of those people who, every payday, waits impatiently for the paychecks to be handed out, clocks out at exactly 5:00 pm, then rushes to the bank in hopes of depositing your money before they close for the weekend?
I’m not laughing at you, really I promise I’m not…I just feel bad that you are stuck in the 90s. Nowadays, you can set up direct deposit with your employer. This means that your paycheck is quickly and electronically deposited into your account.
No paper checks. No rushing to the bank before closing time.
Now, in order for this to work, two things need to be in place: your employer needs to offer direct deposit (ask your HR rep) and your bank needs to accept direct deposit (call them or check their website).
If your bank does not accept direct deposit, do yourself a favor, dump them and use my tools to find a new one.
3) No Free ACH/EFT/Bill Pay
ACH (Automated Clearing House), EFT (Electronic Funds Transfer) and Bill Pay are all names for pretty much the same thing: the ability to transfer money electronically from one bank account to another. Direct Deposit is a form of EFT.
Do you have recurring payments, such as mortgage, rent, utilities, etc? Are you still writing checks every month and mailing them in?
Hehe. OK, maybe I’m laughing a little bit now. EFT (or “Bill Pay” as my bank calls it) is an awesome way to automate your regular payments. Every bank is different, but mine has a slick web interface for setting up bill pay. My bank also offers free bill pay as long as I have at least one monthly recurring payment (rent).
If your bank does not offer free EFTs, do yourself a favor, dump them and use my tools to find a new one.
4) No Online Banking
The internet offers wonderful ways to access information without talking to annoying people. Annoying people like bank tellers and automated phone messages that try to sell me a new service every time I ask for my account balance.
No, I don’t hate bank tellers, they are people after all just looking to get by. But if I can avoid their salesman tactics when getting information about my checking account, I’m all for it. Online banking offers that escape.
With online banking, in theory, you can do just about everything you could in a physical branch. Get your account balance. Review transactions. Some even offer to deposit checks by taking a picture, scanning and uploading it.
If your bank has a crappy website, do yourself a favor, dump them and use my tools to find a new one.
5) Fees Up the Wazoo
I have no idea what a wazoo is, but if you have fees up there, it hurts. They go by all sorts of names: fee, service charge, surcharge, take-this-sucka charge. Banks find every opportunity to tack them onto your checking account.
Monthly service fees are the most prevalent and offensive. I just don’t understand them! The bank says:
I will take your money, use it to make more money (by offering high-interest loans to other customers), and also charge you to let me take your money. Take that sucka, thanks for banking with us!
(Once again, not a directly attributable quote.) The point is, the bank should be thanking you for loaning them your hard-earned money! Instead of charging you fees, they should be paying you to bank with them!
Enter the high-yield (or “rewards”) checking account. If your bank is not offering you a return on your checking account, do yourself a favor, dump them and use my tools to find one that does.
Let Your Mistakes Be a Thing of the Past
Please, please, do not be reluctant to dump your bank in favor of a better one. You are not married to your bank. So many people open a checking account in their teens and just live with it for the rest of their lives.
To them I say:
Lazy, scared bums! Get off your rear, do a little research, and save yourself money and time by switching to a better checking account!
And that, my friends, is a direct quote.






I'm Damien Olenslager. I recently graduated debt-free from college and now work in the tax industry.
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